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The General's List is a compilation presented by American rapper Big Tray Deee, released August 20, 2002 on Empire Music Werks. The album features production by Battlecat, DJ Silk, Dr. Dre, Fredwreck, Meech Wells and Tony Touch. It peaked at number 95 on the Billboard 200 and at number 21 on the Billboard Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums. The album features performances by Snoop Dogg, Tha Eastsidaz, 40 Glocc, L.V., Outlawz, Bad Azz and Kokane. To promote the album, one single was released, for the song, \"Izuwitit\".
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