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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

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{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

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