{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}

{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}

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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}

{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}

{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}

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